Jack’s Grocery Store Tip: Saddlebag Sodas

I need to help my dad at the grocery store, of course.

There’s a lot of important product inspection that I’m in charge of.

I sit criss-cross-apple-sauce in the cart (a pre-truck as far as I’m concerned). It’s safer.

So when dad gets sodas, I can’t have them in my way, so I told him, why don’t you saddlebag them?

So he did. Instead of putting them in the cart, or underneath where it is hard to get them, he hangs them on the cart rail.

Now I have to go show my dad how to use the self-checkout.

Jack

Jack is an All American Racewalker, high school student, carpentologist-in-training, MyFixitUpLife video creator and editor, and karate black belt and teaching assistant. He is currently involved in a competitive "pun war" with his carpentologist dad Mark. There is no sign that the pun war will ever end.

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